ABOUT MEOURHUMAN.

Apolo, a siamese, sitting above Trufa, a black-and-white tuxedo cat, both looking up

an honest review of the man who lives with us.

THINGS WE
HAVE OBSERVED

Ignacio, the subject: short dark hair, navy polo, a small smile
SUBJECT: OUR HUMANSPECIES: BIPED  ·  FUNCTION: OPENS CANS

02:14 A.M.

Still reading. Lamp on. Fell asleep on page 30. Again.

— Trufa

07:02 A.M.

COFFEE FIRST. Breakfast second. I sat on the counter to supervise. I supervised!!

— Apolo

03:40 A.M.

The computer NEVER sleeps. Little robots called agents work all night.

— Apolo

Tiny spaceships on every shelf. I moved one. Off the shelf.

— Trufa

HIS SHELF.KNOCK IT ALL OFF.

hover or tap.

ON THE FLOOR

0 / 15

I have been training for this.

DING DONG.

NOBODY
PETS
TRUFA.

ARROWS / WASD / SWIPE
HIDE IN SAFE SPOTS
SURVIVE 45 SECONDS

  • THE PSPSPS ONE
  • THE ONE WITH THE CHILD
  • THE ALLERGIC ONE
  • THE BABY-VOICE ONE

NOBODY PETS TRUFA

ARROWS / WASD / SWIPE

VISITORS LEAVE IN0:45TREATS0 PATIENCE

NOBODY
PETS TRUFA.

they want to pet me. survive 45 seconds.

  • PSPSPS
  • +CHILD
  • ALLERGIC
  • BABY-VOICE

CAUGHT.

You have been petted. I will lie here, flat, with dignity.

SURVIVED.

They left. Nobody touched me. Treats: 0. I will come down on Thursday.

APPROVED

PAUSEDpress any key or tap to go on

PET
APOLO.

MOVE THE MOUSE OVER HIM · DRAG ON TOUCH (NEEDS A MOUSE, PEN OR FINGER) CHIN + CHEEKS +50 JACKPOT HEAD +10 BACK +10 BELLY TRAP: HE BITES STEADY RHYTHM = COMBO x2…x5 TOO FAST = HE LEAVES FILL THE PURR METER IN 40 SECONDS

PET APOLO

MOUSE OVER HIM / DRAG ON TOUCH

SCORE0COMBOx0TIME0:40

FINAL SCORE

0

you may go now. I recommend stay.

PAUSEDtap or press any key to go on

THE COMMITTEE
HAS DECIDED.

4.5

PENDINGTRUFA

IGNACIO BECERRA  ·  BUENOS AIRES, AR